Tondar's Daily Rant

Prepare yourself for the writings of Tondar the Destroyer, Baron of Atlanta, Rightful Heir to the Throne of Spain, from whom all babies come. As his will be blogged, so let it be done.

Saturday, September 20, 2003

THIS DAY IN TONDAR HISTORY

2001: The Kalimatxo Disaster

It was this day two years ago we were trying to recover from our first Richard's induced train wreck. On Tuesday the 18th we decided that we would have a few drinks. Well this turned into an entire big bottle of Richard's for every person drinking. It was a fun night with singing and dancing and Neil Diamond. And then the next day we were all ZOMBIES. Richard had destroyed our bodies and it took until Thursday the 20th for us to recover. This was the first and last time we had Kalimatxo on a week night....the horror...oh God, the horror.
GOIN' TO THE MOOOON!

This one speaks for itself.
WORLD WAR III

This week Bill O'Reilley has a great column explaining the War on Terror as World War III. I think this is the only way people are going to understand the seriousness of this situation and stop the partisan bickering. Americans have to realize that this is a fight for the survival of Western Civilization over the tyranny of fanatical islamic fascists. Like O'Reilley says it is either us or them, there can be only one winner.

Friday, September 19, 2003

THANKSGIVING PLANS

Since Thanksgiving with the folks sucks and the Lions will probably lose, I decided to spend this year's in Madrid, Spain. That's right I just book airfaire for $481.32 so I will be outta the country from Nov. 19 until Dec. 1st visiting Katherine and keeping my Spanish accent pure. This will be fun vacation because I haven't been to southern Spain in 5 years so it will be great to go back and visit Sevilla, Cordoba, and Grenada again. Tondar's pumped!
STUPID FRENCH

It's no secret how I feel about the French. Tom Friedman of the NYTimes recently had his take on why the French should be considered our enemy. It's worth the read because it raises the question, how long will it take America to realize that the French are no longer our ally.

Thursday, September 18, 2003

HAS ANYBODY SEEN THE DAR

Not that anybody cares, but yes I haven't posted anything in a week. This is because I have been busy coughing up blood. But don't worry, I am back to work and doing much better now. In fact, since I have been taking my cough syrup (with codine), I have realized that I am the Kwasach Hederaiq. I have total vision to see the past, present, and future of all events. Using this power, I took Big Ed's Pontiac Aztek to the moon where I met with the people of Saturn. They showed me the secrets of fussion power and the dawn of the universe. In exchange I brought them packets of Arby's Horsey Sause. Just remember the next time you go to touch yourself that I have complete vision and now see all things unfold upon the waters of time. The universe expands and contracts at my commmand. It is I who sets the stars in motion upon the Prime Mover and controls the next epoch of human evolution, well that is, as long as I don't run out of my medication.