Tondar's Daily Rant

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Saturday, July 31, 2004


Check out this interview with Martha Stewart where she compares herself to Nelson Mandela. Either she's totally clueless or dillusional.

Money quote: "When asked how she would handle prison food, fellow inmates and strip searches, she said, "I could do it … I'm a really good camper. I can sleep on the ground.… If it is looming ahead of me, I'm going to have to face it, and take it and do it and get it over with. And there's many other people that have gone to prison. Look at Nelson Mandela."

This week I picked up Rob Zombie's "Houe of 1000 Corpses." It's a pretty solid horror film that relies on disturbing imagery of clowns, scarecrows, and retards to tell a pretty standard tale. In fact this movie was so good, it gave me nightmares. You see the DVD menu opens up with the foul mouthed clown, Captain Spaulding exclaiming, "Shit the Bed! Look who it is!" It's a funny saying that stayed in the back of my mind for a while. Well last night I had a dream that during a drunken bender I broke into my aunts house by removing and smashing a window. After going on a rampage I then passed out in a bed. Now the strange part about the dream was that it all occured afterwards when my aunt and uncle were asking me why I trashed their house and pooped in their bed. But since I had blackedout all memory of this I was horrified at what I'd done. My cousin and uncle were pissed while my aunt just couldn't seem to get her head around my behavior. At this point I woke up and was relieved that had not been that stupid.

Thanks alot Captain Spaulding! I'm glad I haven't out grown horribly embarassing dreams!