Tondar's Daily Rant

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Saturday, May 21, 2005


From Seth...

"Snap goes the ACL.

Down goes another season.

Up goes my pointing finger.

And out come the laughing fits."

I like how the author threw in this, "yeah, were dealing with an idiot money quote at the end...

" Winslow could be charged with reckless operation, which carries a maximum penalty of 30 days in jail and a $250 fine.

A few hours before his accident, Winslow and a few friends drove 50 miles on their motorcycles to Canton to see a stunt riding team perform."

Monkey see, monkey do, monkey crash and burn :-o

Frank passed along this amusing fwd...


Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar
to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought
he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.
Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could
talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong; he said
nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had
nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way home I told him that I
loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior, I don't know why he didn't say I love you too. When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me
anymore. He just sat there and watched T.V. He seemed distant and absent.
Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed,
and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I
still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else.
He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that
his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.


Today the Steelers lost, but at least I got laid.

Seth passed along another Charles Robinson piece. This time it's on that king of douche-baggery, The Soldier.

From Charles Robinson:

"Don't discount the possibility of Ty Law landing with the Detroit Lions. Not only did Law visit with Lions officials this week, but the team went into the draft targeting Auburn cornerback Carlos Rogers with the No. 10 pick in the draft (Rogers was chosen No. 9 by the Redskins). This should be a pretty clear indication of what the Lions think of No. 2 cornerback Fernando Bryant, who had a disappointing 2004 after being signed as a free agent."

From the Seth Archives 5/17/05...

"It's clear the Browns are a little rattled over the backlash toward tight end Kellen Winslow Jr. after his recent motorcycle accident. But the team is making the situation worse by not being up front about the extent of Winslow's injuries. Despite leaks indicating Winslow has torn his ACL, the Browns continue to hedge when pressed for details, saying more tests need to be done to determine the extent of the damage.

Here's a little thought: If Winslow has been released from the hospital and is already talking about rehabilitation, then the Browns know what's wrong. Just release the information and stop dragging it out. It only makes it look like the team has something to hide."