Tondar's Daily Rant

Prepare yourself for the writings of Tondar the Destroyer, Baron of Atlanta, Rightful Heir to the Throne of Spain, from whom all babies come. As his will be blogged, so let it be done.

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

TONDARFEST BEGINS


Give me a call and we will all have a good time (especially the ladies) Posted by Picasa
SPRINGER QUOTES OF THE DAY

Another Jerry-less episode where "Steve Meets the Drunk Felon"...

"Three days ago I found out my fiance got his cousin pregnant."

"This is a bad guy that drinks and sleeps with his cousin, and you want to stay with him?"

"I drink beer for breakfast cuz you don't cook breakfast!"
PIC OF THE DAY


So what's the plan for this weekend gang? Posted by Picasa
YOUTUBE OF THE WEEK

Sure it's funny when people in Alabama think they see a Leprechaun. But leave it to the internet to take a ridiculous newsclip and remix it into a rap song...

"I jus wanna know where da gold is."

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

WELL LOOK WHO'S MOVING TO THE DIRTY

Just as soon as I leave, the siren song of Atlanta is too much for Drake to ignore. Looks like he's moving there to help spread his diseases around the world as well.

Just so Drake knows, I am still the Baron of Atlanta. And no matter how long you stay, you are merely a steward in my Barony.
YEAH, RESIGN

I still have not seen anything all that inappropriate with respect to Representative Mark Foley and his e-mails. However, the Washington Times in the meantime have called for the resignation of Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert...

"House Speaker Dennis Hastert must do the only right thing, and resign his speakership at once. Either he was grossly negligent for not taking the red flags fully into account and ordering a swift investigation, for not even remembering the order of events leading up to last week's revelations -- or he deliberately looked the other way in hopes that a brewing scandal would simply blow away. He gave phony answers Friday to the old and ever-relevant questions of what did he know and when did he know it? Mr. Hastert has forfeited the confidence of the public and his party, and he cannot preside over the necessary coming investigation, an investigation that must examine his own inept performance."


Though I disagree with the Times where they assert that the e-mails are a warning about predatorial behavior, I still think Hastert should resign. As Speaker he has given the White House too much authority to wage the War on Terror. Furthermore, he has allowed the Republican Congress to spend like drunken sailors (or Democrats). When America elects a Republican Congress they do so with the assumption that they are going to get a limited conservative government. Instead, under Hastert the House has not lived up to this obligation. Thus any change in the power structure would be a nice wake up call to Congress for their failures.

Truthfully, I doubt anything will come of this. Most likely, we will see something uncovered about a Democrat. Then this scandal will soon become just another 'pox on both of their houses' bi-partisan draw.
SPRINGER QUOTES OF THE DAY

"You are a drunk whore and I'm tired OF IT!"

"He has not a crotch." (I think that's Miguel Eat-beast Language)

"Just because you're fat, that doesn't make you tough, bitch."
"Just because I'm fat don't mean I won't sit on you."

"After seeing you, I was wondering how you would steal your daughter's men. And then I saw your daughter."
SIRENS OF THE EAST

I've often said that the further east you go, the more jacked up things become. James sent me this video of a Russian screaming like a bamba-lance. Though I can't quite get my head around Vitas, given what I have recently heard on my new favorite radio station, Polska Stacja (Przeboje We Dwoje), this video kind of makes sense.
PIC OF THE DAY


Can you believe Tondarfest is here already?! Posted by Picasa

Monday, October 02, 2006

SPRINGER QUOTES OF THE DAY

"What made you think, 'Gee, I wanna get married on the Jerry Springer Show?"

"If you spent more money on your clothes instead of your whores, you may be able to catch something better than that cow sitting next to you."

"Good luck with your marriages and let's hope they go better than the weddings did."
PIC OF THE DAY


Well that's just wrong Posted by Picasa
STALKING JOHNNY CASH

Since I have time on my hands, I figured that I should stalk Johnny Cash. It turns out that he is buried here in Hendersonville, near the Publix. Plus the House of Cash (from the Hurt video) is nearby too. Like moving to Atlanta, where I was forced to become a NASCAR fan, now that I'm in Nashville, I guess I will have to start liking country music.

But with greats like Willie, Kris, Waylon, and Johnny, it certainly makes it easy.