Tondar's Daily Rant

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Thursday, April 12, 2007

SPRINGER QUOTES OF THE DAY

Jerry's Circus Wedding...

"We met on the carnival grounds. I travel with the carnival."

"Carny is an impolitical word to say."

"We're here because his bitch of an ex-wife won't leave us alone."

"Are you mad because you're a whore?"

"Alcohol has ate him up." *yum-yum-yum-yum-yum*

"YOU DO WHATEVER YOU WANT UP HERE, BUT YOU DO NOT TOUCH JERRY!"

"How many tickets does it take to ride your ride?"

"If I was married to some fat old ornery woman, I'd be drinking as much as you."

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