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Saturday, May 26, 2007

HOGZILLA II: MONSTER PIG

You may remember the legendary Hogzilla of Georgia...

Well get ready to crap your pants kids...


MONTGOMERY, Ala. (AP) - Hogzilla is being made into a horror movie. But the sequel may be even bigger: Meet Monster Pig. An 11-year-old Alabama boy used a pistol to kill a wild hog his father says weighed a staggering 1,051 pounds and measured 9-feet-4 from the tip of its snout to the base of its tail. Think hams as big as car tires.

If the claims are accurate, Jamison Stone's trophy boar would be bigger than Hogzilla, the famed wild hog that grew to seemingly mythical proportions after being killed in south Georgia in 2004.

Hogzilla originally was thought to weigh 1,000 pounds and measure 12 feet in length. National Geographic experts who unearthed its remains believe the animal actually weighed about 800 pounds and was 8 feet long.


If their server survives, be sure to check out Jamison's website: Monsterpig.com What's great about this one is that Monster Pig was properly documented for science. So assuming that this is not a 'Bama hoax, Monster Pig will join legendary animals of history such as Snowflake, and the Ghost and the Darkness.

UPDATE - Neither Tiffany nor Monica were hurt in the making of this story.

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