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Tuesday, May 01, 2007

R.I.P. HERBERT KORNFELD

From The Onion...

POYNETTE, WI—Foul play is suspected in the death of an accounts receivable supervisor for a regional office-supply company, sheriff's deputies reported Tuesday.

Herbert F. Kornfeld, 34, was an alleged accounting gang leader considered by law enforcement to be a key player in a series of ongoing office worker turf wars. He was found dead Monday morning in the third-floor copy room of Midstate Office Supply, his employer of 12 years.


I guess you could see this coming given Herbert's ability to piss off the peeps down at ole Midstate. However, if you read his final editorial, on it bein' about tha numbahs, it makes it understandable how Kornfeld finally met his end, biznatch.

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