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Saturday, June 30, 2007


From Frank...

Many of you know, and a few do not, but I am getting back into the job market.

If any of you know of any jobs I may be applicable for, I would greatly appreciate it if you could forward along my resume or give me a heads-up on the opening.

Attached is my resume. Please let me know if you have any questions about it.

If you need me to provide any cover letters, please let me know.
I am looking for jobs in the following career fields:
1. Governmental sector (federal, state, local)
2. Consulting
3. Internal Auditing
4. Health Care
5. Political jobs (campaign, Dem party jobs, legislative assistant work)

If you know of any openings in the fields above, either at your places of work or elsewhere, please let m know. Some of you may know consultants through the course of work, know of internal auditing functions at your firms, etc.

Thanks in advance for any assistance you can provide.

Frank, you little bitch:

You have until July 10th to report to Nashville for your new job. Tres and I will share your duties as our new man servant, Giaves. In exchange for shelter, grits, and bumwine you will preform odd jobs including cooking, cleaning, and yard work. You will not be allowed to look upon our women, but you will be permitted to have clothes beyond your shackles and burlap sack.

If you behave we may buy you a Sucky Sucky. Together you can spend the hot Tennessee nights learning Mandarin and coupling in my tool shed.

Your welcome,



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