Tondar's Daily Rant

Prepare yourself for the writings of Tondar the Destroyer, Baron of Atlanta, Rightful Heir to the Throne of Spain, from whom all babies come. As his will be blogged, so let it be done.

Wednesday, July 11, 2007


In case you didn't know, Phondar suffered a fall on the 4th of July (I know, just like John Adams and Thomas Jefferson). His functionality has been greatly limited, thus forcing Tondar back into the market for a phone. Now, I'm really just looking for something basic that would allow me to speak with Erika in NY, Drake in the Dirty, Pigpen in the GRR, and Frankie in Hollywood, while not having to ignore calls from Miss Olivia, Clownhair, or Mistress Angela. I don't need all of those camera phone, or MP3 features. I really just want something that's not going to fall apart in 9 months.

If anybody has any ideas for phones, carriers, and features please pass along your insight. Remember kids, this is true democracy at work as you get to select Phondar II.


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