Tondar's Daily Rant

Prepare yourself for the writings of Tondar the Destroyer, Baron of Atlanta, Rightful Heir to the Throne of Spain, from whom all babies come. As his will be blogged, so let it be done.

Saturday, April 05, 2008


With America as large as ever, it's quite easy to hide a pregnancy. But what makes this a unique time in the history of pregnancy is fashion. As Maddox points out "tit curtains" are quite popular with the ladies...

I don't know what this style is called since every retailer comes up with their own "clever" name for it, so I'm just going to call them tit curtains because they look like curtains draped over your tits. You might as well be wearing a burka. It's one giant formless piece of cloth draped around your waist. There's a reason pregnant women wear clothes like this, and it's because it usually looks good on them in lieu of a beekeeper outfit. You're not pregnant, so cut that shit out.

Of course the horror of Maddox is the delight of pregnant women everywhere. Instead of looking strangely out of place, they can now take comfort in knowing that they are fashionable in Fat America. Now, as with every fashion, tit curtains are running their course. So if you are wearing them past the month of June, the Tondar Fashion Police may have to visit you for a little talk.


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