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Tuesday, July 22, 2008

CAN'T GET YOUR HEAD AROUND IT WATCH

One day while Angela was checking her stocks she wandered across the internet and stumbled into this den of vomitous abomination...

My extensive experience in making Paneer compelled me to try something different, that is, making Paneer out of my own breastmilk. Basically this is human cheese. Why would I do that?


Because you are one twisted fuck?

And I found the answer. It turned out that breast milk can not curdle, because the protein content is lower, and because the protein in breast milk is more easily digested compared to cow's milk. That's why, unmodified cow's milk is unsuitable for babies. And on the other hand, adding acid to further 'digest' breastmilk protein won't curdle the milk.

So, the moral of the story, YOU CANNOT MAKE CHEESE OUT OF BREASTMILK. Don't even try.


This has to be right up there with the first person that ever attempted to mix cold medicine and Drano to get high. How could you even dream up something like this? I want to throw up just thinking about the soylent cheese.

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