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Wednesday, December 03, 2008

RULES OF DONELSON MANOR

With a new wife living in the house, many of the unspoken rules of the house must be codified. Here is a starter list that is no way exhaustive...

1. NEVER EVER FUCKING EVER USE METAL SILVERWARE ON A TEFLON COATED PAN.

2. We don't bring or wear our fecal matter covered shoes onto the carpet.

3. The coat hangers with the supports on either side are for shirts and coats. The ones without are for pants. A pant coat hanger can be used for a shirt but it is discouraged as there may be pants that need that coat hanger.

4. Plastic goes on the top shelf in the dishwasher.

5. If nobody is home, adjust the thermostat accordingly.

6. The closet door in the master bedroom is to remain closed when nobody is in there.

7. We only buy pumpernickel rye bread.

8. NEVER EVER FUCKING EVER USE METAL SILVERWARE ON A TEFLON COATED PAN.


That my friends is nurturing advantageous growth.

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