Tondar's Daily Rant

Prepare yourself for the writings of Tondar the Destroyer, Baron of Atlanta, Rightful Heir to the Throne of Spain, from whom all babies come. As his will be blogged, so let it be done.

Saturday, February 09, 2008

PHOTO DUMP

Somebody won the AJC ugliest dog contest.

Tres and I don't ask for much, just a roof where we can catch some sleep.

Nothing to eat, No books to read
FRIDAY NIGHT LYRICS

Special thanks to Michael Silver via Seth...

"Karma police, arrest this man
He won't shake hands
He runs it up on Gibbs
He's like a hoodie hooligan

Karma police, mess with his world
His Baldwin photog-push is
Making us feel ill
And Plex has crashed his party

This is what you get
This is what you get
This is what you get when you mess with us

Karma Police
He's given all the tapes
Or maybe not
Matt Walsh will have his say
Now that he's not on the payroll

This is what you get
This is what you get
This is what you get when you mess with us

And for a couple years, he lost himself, he lost himself
Phew, with a second left, he lost himself, he lost himself"

Thursday, February 07, 2008

PIC OF THE DAY

I thought spring was in the air. It turns out it was only tornado makin' weather.

Tuesday, February 05, 2008

OH NOES

Big Storms rollin' through Tennessee, and I ain't talkin' bout Mike Huckabee

Monday, February 04, 2008

WAFFLE ARMAGEDDON

The Recipe:

1) Make your waffles with chocolate chips in the batter

2) Once your waffle has finished its pennance on the iron, give him a hard chocolate candy covering

3) Take 2 and make an icecream sandwich


THE RESULTS:

1) Waffles were made with chocolate chip batter

2) They were drizzled in warm chocolate

3) They were turned into warm melty icecream sandwiches

4) Whipped cream was added to the top

5) Stomachs were clutched and heads spun for hours on end as one could feel the sugar-blood delivering sugary goodness to every cell in the body.

Sunday, February 03, 2008

PIC OF THE DAY

How perfect is Mistress Angela?
While the rest of us were watching the Giants upset our Brady and the undefeated Pats, Mistress Angela spent the evening flaying the homeless. Yep, while he asked to hold the hand of a pretty girl, she instead gave him drugs and then proceeded to remove the flesh from his body. Honestly, in the history of man, can you think of a woman more Tondar worthy?
DEATH COOTER

*GIGGLE*
2 THOUGHTS ON THE HALFTIME SHOW

1. Has anyone informed Tom Petty that he is in fact NOT THE MAYOR of Bridge City? I mean what is with the scraggly post-apocalyptic beard?

2. This kinda reminds me of when BTO was on the Simpson and Homer tells them to play "Takin Care of Business," and then demands they get to the "Workin' Overtime" hook. Mr. Petty was in a hurry to not back down because he was free fallin' into a dream (wooo wooo).