Tondar's Daily Rant

Prepare yourself for the writings of Tondar the Destroyer, Baron of Atlanta, Rightful Heir to the Throne of Spain, from whom all babies come. As his will be blogged, so let it be done.

Saturday, August 30, 2008

YOUTUBE OF THE WEEK

On a day we hoped for victory, instead we get Conway...
I don't mind losing like we did to Utah, we played our best, left it all out there, and our best just wasn't good enough.
FRIDAY NIGHT LYRICS


Gimme Some Lovin
by Steve Winwood, Spencer Davis, and Muff Winwood

Hey!

Well my temperatures rising
And my feet left the floor
Crazy people knocking,
cause they wanted some more.
Let me in baby,
I don't know what you got
You better take it easy.
This place is hot.

And I'm
So glad you made it
So glad you made it
You gotta
Gimme some lovin
Gimme some lovin
Gimme some lovin everyday.

Hey!

My heads a-spinning
And I'm floating to sound
Too much is happening
cause you're not around
Its been a hard day
And nothing went too good
Im gonna relax
Like everybody should

And im
So glad you made it
So glad you made it
You gotta
Gimme some lovin
Gimme some lovin
Gimme some lovin everyday

Hey!

I feel so good
Everything is gettin higher.
You better take some time out
cause the place is on fire.
Better stop baby
I have so much to do.
We made it, baby.
And it happened to you.

So glad you made it
So glad you made it
You gotta
Gimme some lovin
Gimme some lovin
Gimme some lovin everyday.

Friday, August 29, 2008

PIC OF THE DAY

After all this time we're finally there!
ASSCLOWN STRIKES AGAIN

For Tondar, Oregon State vs. Stanford was one of the most intriguing matchups of this weekend. Would the Beavers put their best foot forward and surprise? Could the Cardinals recover from losing their defensive coordinator to continue to improve under coach Jim Harbaugh? Whoever wins is going to be right in the middle of the Pac-10 battle. The loser will become a conference doormat.

Well Stanford pulled it out, 36-28.

With that being said let's turn the floor over to the predictions of Stewart Mandel...

Surprise team

Mandel: Oregon State. The Beavers are brimming with offensive weapons and could pull an early-season upset of Penn State or USC.


And once again the Mad Hatter of Southern Florida football displays his Assclownery. On the other hand, this should bring a smile to your face...

National champ

Mandel: Ohio State. The Buckeyes are loaded at every position, and lord knows they'll be playing with a chip on their shoulders.

Thursday, August 28, 2008

FILLING THAT MAO SHAPED HOLE IN MY LIFE

It seems while Frank was delivering the goods this weekend, he neglected to deliver the Mao posters. Good news buddy, I will be back in Michigan for the weekend of September 14. If you can pass along the posters at that point, the Revolution should remain on track. Bottom line: Frank, don't make me question your commitment to the Revolution publicly!
PIC OF THE DAY

So Daddy and Angela wound up winning the game they created. We will have to find a way to make it up to the kids.
IF McCAIN WAS SERIOUS

Over the years I have learned to never underestimate the bitterness of women. After watching the Democratic Convention there are plenty of former Hillary supporters that are looking for a candidate. Now if McCain is serious about winning the presidency, he has to find a young candidate that solidifies his conservative principles. However, by selecting a woman off of this list, he could also make a dent into the middle of the political spectrum snatching up those ladies that refuse to acknowledge the end of the Hillary campaign.

However, if it is truly ordained that Obama shall win, then look for McCain to pick an old white man like Mitt Romney or Joe Lieberman. This should be enough to scare of the base and gaurantee Obama the presidency.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

PIC OF THE DAY

Frank doesn't need to find a job. HE'S FOUND CISCO!