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Saturday, March 07, 2009

CHILDREN NOT LEARNING MADNESS

After having a fitful Cthulhu fever-dream this week, I stumbled upon a topical article in The Onion. Personally, I think it is quite a shame that only 3% of high school students can identify Cthulhu.

Anyways, enjoy this report about a school board member trying to return madness to the curriculum. Money quote:

"Our schools are orderly, sanitary places where students dwell in blissful ignorance of the chaos that awaits," West said. "Should our facilities be repaired? No, they must be razed to the ground and rebuilt in the image of the Cyclopean dwellings of the Elder Gods, the very geometry of which will drive them to be possessed by visions of the realms beyond."

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