Tondar's Daily Rant

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Saturday, August 15, 2009


I was going through some old emails and stumbled upon this gem from a fatty...

Sent: Thursday, October 06, 2005 11:00 AM
To: Atlanta Office
Subject: FW: Weight Watchers

Would you like to strive to be physically fit and healthier? If your answer was yes, then join me in the media room on October 18th 2005 @ 4:00 p.m. to meet with a representative from W eight W atchers. She will be going over the AT-Work program which fits in with our busy schedules. The program is $12.00 a week, for 15 weeks. This fee includes your package and consultation once a week, and you weigh in at that time also. The one thing that differs with the AT-Work program from their many facilities , is the fee of $180.00 is due upfront. If you pay with a check, the fee can be paid in three installments of $60.00 but you must post date the checks a month in advance and let her know when to withdraw the funds. If you pay with cash, the fee of $180.00 must be paid at the first meeting. This is to assure Weight Watchers that the rep who comes out gets paid. You deserve it and wouldn't you like a new you ? I know we can get a good support group going here at MSP. Please come out and join us on this day if you are interested. If you have more questions or concerns, please contact me. Thanks


At the time I thought about putting them on the Tondar Plan (work-out twice as much, eat half as much). I would charge a straight up $100. Pass out personalized plans on colored paper (cuz its da bomb), and then offer daily words of negative reinforcement. I could have made a killing! But alas, I am now retired.


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